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Quirky Christmas Quotes

For those of you who believe in the spirit of Christmas, for the religious and for the ones who treat Yule as just a holiday – these quotes are for you all! Though most of them are funny, but on a serious note they definitely remind you that X-Mas is a festival of joy and forgiveness.

“Christmas at my place is at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.”

“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”

“Awkward Holiday MomentHaving to Google half the things on your teenager’s Christmas list!”

“There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.”

“Please Note: Christmas is being cancelled – Apparently YOU told SANTA you’ve been GOOD this Year!”

“This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.”

“I haven’t yet mailed cards, bought gifts or decorated the tree – I I definitely know what I am wearing to the Yule parties!”

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”

“I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.”

“People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.”

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”