Sharing Christmas card funny quotes, gives you a nice opportunity to spread the feeling of happiness, during the holiday season. Laughter is not just a way of keeping everybody entertained during a Christmas party, but also helps them stay fit and healthy. Everyone knows about the health benefit of laughter, so humor should definitely be an important part of the celebrations. The funny Christmas jokes and quotes will be a pleasant gift, for all those who come to attend you party. Also you can ask all the guests in your party, to share their most humorous experience; this is another nice way of having a good time.
Funny Christmas card
Sending a funny Christmas card is another way, in which you can spread some laughter. To find the funny online Christmas cards, log on to an online card site and there, browse in the category of humorous Christmas cards or funny Christmas card. There you will find wide ranging cards, on this theme just select a card, and send it to a loved one. If you are buying paper card from the stores, you just have to look through the collection of cards, under the humor section. You have to be careful, about whom you are sending, the funny Christmas card to. It will be really embarrassing, if the card lands up in the inbox or mail of the person, it is not intended for, so take care.
Funny Christmas Quotes
There is nothing better than coming up with your own funny Christmas quotes, if you are making a card at home. Wreck your brains and come up with something really funny; it can be about a private joke that you share with friends, about some funny incident which happened to you, tongue in cheek humor and even about something funny that you have witnessed; in fact the quote can be about anything that makes the recipient smile. However, if you funny bones just refuse to tick, you can always use the popular jokes or funny quotes of some famous personality. The idea is to spread laughter and you can easily do that with the quotes.
Humorous Christmas card Quotes
Given here is a collection of Christmas card funny quotes. Now, when you use it in your card, you will have to be very creative about it. Some of the quotes can be easily used in a card, but some of them have to be used very cleverly, if you want the humor to reflect properly on the card. Here are the quotes:
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~Larry Wilde
Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe... this won't really help the environment... But more kissing has got to be good for world peace.
~GreenPeace
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
~Johnny Carson
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
~Arlo Guthrie
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
~W. C. Fields
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
~Anonymous
“Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family... "
~Berke Breathed
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
~Tom Armstrong
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
~Victor Borge
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
~Robert Paul
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.
~Dave Barry
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
~Jay Leno
Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!
~Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
~Joan Rivers
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
~Anonymous
Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
~Max Lucado
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
~ Garrison Keillor
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