Christmas has always inspired movie makers. For them making the movies is a way of bringing to screen, their take on the festival and the celebrations as well. Some of the movies have become so popular, that they are a must watch for many people during Christmas time. The various genres of movies, which are popular include comedy Christmas movies, animation Christmas movies and children’s Christmas movies among others. The Christmas funny movie quotes are popular with people across all ages. In many families, it is a tradition to sit and watch a Christmas movie together.
Take into consideration, the taste of your family members while choosing a movie.
Christmas Funny Movie Quotes
Movie: Four Christmases
Reporter: "Where are you headed for the holidays?"
Kate: "They just saw us on the news."
Kate: "Ok. He's going to give you a big hug when he sees you mom."
Brad: "I'm not hugging anybody."
Kate: "He's very excited about the hug."
Brad: "We just gotta get through these four Christmases as quickly and painlessly as possible."
Denver: "You must be Orlando's girl."
Kate: "Orlando?"
Denver: "We're all named after the city we were conceived in."
Brad's mom's boyfriend: "Bradley, I'm not trying to be your father. I'm looking for a chance to be your friend."
Brad: "You were my friend. You were my best friend, but now you are sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me."
Movie: Miracle on 34th Street
Kris Kringle: "Oh Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it."
Fred Gailey: "Is it true that you're the owner of one of the biggest department stores in New York City?" Mr. R. H. Macy: "THE biggest!"
[Doris is trying to convince Susan there is no Santa Claus]
Susan Walker: "But when he spoke Dutch to that girl..."
Doris Walker: "Susan, I speak French, but that doesn't make me Joan of Arc."
Doris: "Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles."
Susan Walker: "You mean it's like, 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'"
Doris Walker: "Yes."
Susan Walker: "I thought so."
Fred: "That baseball player sure looks like a giant to me."
Susan: "Sometimes people grow very large, but that's abnormal."
Fred: "I'll bet your mother told you that, too."
Kris Kringle: "Now wait a minute, Susie. Just because every child can't get his wish that doesn't mean there isn't a Santa Claus."
Kris Kringle: "If that's normal, I don't want it!"
Kris Kringle: "You know what the imagination is?"
Susan Walker: "Oh, sure. That's when you see things, but they're not really there."
Kris Kringle: "Well, that can be caused by other things, too."
Doris Walker: "I was wrong when I told you that, Susie. You must believe in Mr. Kringle and keep right on doing it. You must have faith in him."
Movie: A Christmas Story
(Ralphie is seeing Santa, only he can't remember what he wanted)
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Movie: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Schroeder: This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.
[Schroeder plays Fur Elise]
Lucy Van Pelt: What kind of Christmas music is ‘that’?
Schroeder: Beethoven Christmas music.
Lucy Van Pelt: What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks about how "great" Beethoven was.
Beethoven wasn't so great.
[Schroeder stops playing]
Schroeder: What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?
Lucy Van Pelt: He never got his picture on bubble gum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubble gum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubble gum cards?
Schroeder: Good grief.
Movie: Christmas Vacation
Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?
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